HIPSTER
Identifying Markings:
Beard, knit cap or trucker hat, skin tight t-shirt, spindly girl arms, aviators or thick rimmed glasses, his sister's pants, occasionally accompanied by a scarf and second hand store blazer.
Diet:
Tofu, Vegan Scones, Over Priced Coffee
Mating Ritual:
Meeting online then at a pretentious overpriced bar you've never heard of
Mating call:
Every band on the radio is just ripping off the (insert impossible to listen to obscure band name here)
Preferred Mode of Transportation:
Hot Pink Vespa
Beard, knit cap or trucker hat, skin tight t-shirt, spindly girl arms, aviators or thick rimmed glasses, his sister's pants, occasionally accompanied by a scarf and second hand store blazer.
Diet:
Tofu, Vegan Scones, Over Priced Coffee
Mating Ritual:
Meeting online then at a pretentious overpriced bar you've never heard of
Mating call:
Every band on the radio is just ripping off the (insert impossible to listen to obscure band name here)
Preferred Mode of Transportation:
Hot Pink Vespa
Habits:
- Misidentifying Irony
- Looking down their nose you
- Knowing more than you about shit you don't care about
- Listening to crappy bands that no one has ever heard of and calling anyone that makes enough money playing music to quit their day job a sell out.
- Blogging in corporate coffee chain stores about how terrible corporate coffee chain stores are on a lap top that their parents bought for them with money they made working for a corporate coffee chain store. (THAT IS IRONY)
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